Democrats plan to restrict use of explosives on playgrounds!
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View ArticleDemocrats plan to restrict use of explosives on playgrounds!
So just how are our kids going to receive the munitions training they will need to fight ISIS? And what kind of (Mansion) family values is this? Not to mention that creeping or creepy erosion of The...
View ArticlePRESIDENT TRUMP PUTS POPE IN HEADLOCK!
Could Mr Volcano Mouth actually become president and give His Excellency noogies? You have to give Pope Frank credit though, for his concern for the poor and being the first pope that doesn’t dress...
View ArticleTRUMP PUTS TABLOID WRITERS OUT OF BUSINESS!
I’ve written for all of them, from The Daily Dishrag to The National Retch. Until you know who came along. It was, admittedly, low level creative writing, but it gave me endless pleasure to write...
View ArticleSeein' Him And The Devil Down By The Graveyard (Me & Julio Down By The...
Obama Sinatra beside himselfAs he sang to the tv stationWhen Jake Tapper found out he began to shoutAnd he started the interrogationIt’s against the lawIt was against the lawWhat Obama sawIt was...
View ArticleThe Liar (The Boxer-Paul Simon)
“ We can live with dying” “As the fairy tale is toldHe has squandered our resistanceWith a pocketful of mumbles, such are promisesAll lies and jest‘Til a man hears what he wants to hearAnd disregards...
View ArticleBeing The Nightmare Of All Your Fears ( Back Seat Of My Car-Paul Mc )
Speed along the highwayDammit, I want it my wayBut listen to the other’s songWe do not belongOoh, we’re just busy slimin’Being the nightmare of all your fearsThe others dream of nonsenseOur dream is to...
View ArticleI Am A Dictator Ma'am ( Innocent Man- Billy Joel )
Some people accept what is fair for allOthers will even settle for much lessLife’s an unfair game of give and takeI always try to come out bestRules and laws control most of the peopleHow laws become...
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I’m sick and tired of hearing things fromTrumped up crass pompous party-parrot hypocritesAll I want is the truth, just give me some truthI’ve had enough of reading thingsBy neurotic psychotic ignorant...
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